To Whom It May Concern:
We are currently taking applications for the position of "Favorite Aunt." Applications may be submitted anytime in the month of April. Please write one paragraph on why we are your favorite nieces and nephews along with a treat of some sort.
Bringing more than one treat (e.g. brownies, ice cream AND chocolate syrup) will earn you extra points. Preferably, treats will be homemade by a good cook, though store bought treats will still be considered.
Non family members may apply, though the title in that case will be "Favorite Auntie."
Sincerely,
Emma, Anson, Nathan, Annika and Beck
8 comments:
My sister and SIL have been fighting over the title "Favorite Aunt" for years. Tyson has been bribed and brainwashed. He has them figured out now- when asked who's your favorite aunt, he simply says, "You are." Smart kid.
Good luck with the application screening. Let the cat-fights begin.
Good Aunts are the best. My girls love their Aunt Cathy because she gives them hand me down clothes. Good Luck in teh search!!
Normally this would be right up my alley. I love to be the favorite aunt, but since your kids don't really know me I guess I will have to settle for being Tyson, Conner and Preston's favorite aunt.
I'd apply but I'm too far away! Someday I'd just hope to meet all your kids and see you again!
WHAT!? Are you knocking me out of my coveted position? ;) You know my baked goods taste like saddness, right?? I'll do my best though... apparently I'm slipping in the ranks.
I know I am the favorite aunt
I hope I'm the favorite...
I'm seeing a lot of claims to be the fav, but no treats. (You realize this is a shameless ploy for treats, right?)
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